Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters

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• “So…this is your place?”
• “This is your room.”
• “I’m not sleeping with you?”
• “I’m not sleeping with you!”
• “Well…I…uhh…I figured you wouldn’t want to sleep in the same bed just yet.”
• “Do I have to change my name?”
• “You don’t have to change your name.”
• “I like your mom.”
• “So your mom’s a real bitch.”
• “I like your dad.”
• “So your dad’s a real dick.”
• “You live here alone?”
• “Who else lives with you?”
• “I’m a little nervous.”
• “You don’t have to be nervous.”
• “Do you know how to cook?”
• “I’m your wife.”
• “I’m your husband.”
• “You live like a pig.”
• “Uh…not you.”
• “I’m glad it’s you.”
• “You’re paying for the wedding.”
• “I’m paying for the wedding.”
• “My parents are paying for the wedding.”
• “Your parents are paying for the wedding.”
• “I like you.”
• “I don’t like you.”
• “I love you.”
• “I’ll take the couch, you can have the bed.”